Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Stuff. Show all posts
2.10.2011
1.15.2011
Vlog Amateurs
Nothing like a 4 bffs getting a little camera action -- these gals make my laughter rawk!
6.10.2010
2400 resolution is too high for Costco photo online...who knew?
Dear Diary,
Spent most of yesterday scanning over 60 photos for Saturday's party...uploaded them to Costco.com.
Today when I went to pick them up...they said "sorry we could not print them" so...
had a little melt down...seems that my scanner is more powerful than I understood...put smile on face...
off to do the rest of my errands.
Decided to hit box-store for lemon aid and boxed lemon bars (forget making them from scratch now that my photo plan was derailed I have lost my will to cook from scratch).
It is past 2 O'clock, stomach aching from hunger, buy 4 Jojos to tied me over.
As I am wheeling the cart to the car, I stuff a Jojo in my mouth...it proceeds to try to aspirate me too death. I am passed my several people while spitting and coughing and trying to breath. When I recover (thanks to a very unladylike spitting session), I am so dazed I can not recall where I parked. 48 year old lady pushing a cart up and down every isle in the walmart parking lot is a scary sight.
Home to retry the photo upload...determined... success...send Shannon to town to pick them up. Make cupcakes (my will to cook from scratch has re-surfaced now)... success...cook frosting...simmering...ooops cell phone drops into the pan as I am trying to read a text.
Moral of story: I think I need to stick to pizza and brownies parties AND never ever buy Jojos ...they are killers~
Spent most of yesterday scanning over 60 photos for Saturday's party...uploaded them to Costco.com.
Today when I went to pick them up...they said "sorry we could not print them" so...
had a little melt down...seems that my scanner is more powerful than I understood...put smile on face...
off to do the rest of my errands.
Decided to hit box-store for lemon aid and boxed lemon bars (forget making them from scratch now that my photo plan was derailed I have lost my will to cook from scratch).
It is past 2 O'clock, stomach aching from hunger, buy 4 Jojos to tied me over.
As I am wheeling the cart to the car, I stuff a Jojo in my mouth...it proceeds to try to aspirate me too death. I am passed my several people while spitting and coughing and trying to breath. When I recover (thanks to a very unladylike spitting session), I am so dazed I can not recall where I parked. 48 year old lady pushing a cart up and down every isle in the walmart parking lot is a scary sight.
Home to retry the photo upload...determined... success...send Shannon to town to pick them up. Make cupcakes (my will to cook from scratch has re-surfaced now)... success...cook frosting...simmering...ooops cell phone drops into the pan as I am trying to read a text.
Moral of story: I think I need to stick to pizza and brownies parties AND never ever buy Jojos ...they are killers~
3.25.2010
Nedra I Miss You!
Who is Nedra? Why she is my former Red Hat Queen~
Nedra has recently relocated to California and I am having a Nedra moment!
I met sweet Nedra (pictured below on the right next to her Vice Queen Maxine) at curves. It must have been about 2003. In 2005 I decided to, beg, her to let my bff and I join her Red Hat group.
We wanted to be Pinkies. Why? Because we discovered that Pinkies get graduation ceremonies when they turn 50 at which time they then become
Official Red Hatters!
Here she is 2008 at a Red Hat convention during the Queen procession
Who, but sweet Nedra, can make you want to construct a necklace out of tampons?
...and slippers out of kotex, garnised by tampon flowers
One day...in a few years bff and I will grow up and graduate from Pinkies to Red Hatters....Nedra you better fly up for our graduation...it will not be the same without you!!!
12.31.2009
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